Seasonal Joke Packs
Jokes for every season of the trade, in every industry. Packs marked In Season match the time of year.
New Year, New RecertRecertification, eye exams and resolutions that last until the first cold job.Every Industry · 14 jokesWinter Field WorkFrozen fingers, cold couplant and batteries that quit before you do.Every Industry · 14 jokesSummer HeatHot surfaces, high-temperature couplant and the hydration break.Every Industry · 14 jokesHoliday SeasonLights, leftovers and the last shift before the break.Every Industry · 14 jokesConference SeasonBooths, badges and enough free pens to last a career.Every Industry · 14 jokesAudit SeasonWritten practices, records and the auditor’s favorite question.Every Industry · 14 jokesTurnaround SeasonRefinery turnarounds: long shifts, open vessels and the schedule.Oil and Gas · 14 jokesOutage SeasonPower plant outages, measured in hours and coffee.Power and Nuclear · 14 jokesHeavy-Check SeasonAircraft opened up in the hangar and a return-to-service date.Aerospace · 14 jokesDry-Dock DaysHulls, tanks and tight spaces before the undocking date.Maritime and Navy · 14 jokesPipeline Construction SeasonGirth welds, right-of-way and mud from spring to fall.Pipeline · 14 jokesBridge Inspection SeasonSnooper trucks, traffic control and wind on the bridge.Civil and Bridges · 14 jokesWind Maintenance SeasonThe low-wind months: climbing towers and checking blades.Wind · 14 jokesTrack SeasonTrack time windows, rail flaw detection and the train schedule.Rail · 14 jokesYear-End PushQuotas, first articles and a line waiting on your result.Manufacturing · 14 jokes